The pilot season is in the books! Join us next Monday (August 4) for the start of Season 1, beginning with KING OF THE ROAD.In the meantime, browse the Tag List for past GIFs, check out rmlgifs for ongoing Rocko’s Modern Life GIFs and be sure to listen to The Adventures of Danny and Mike podcast with Danny Tamberelli and Mike Maronna!

The pilot season is in the books! Join us next Monday (August 4) for the start of Season 1, beginning with KING OF THE ROAD.

In the meantime, browse the Tag List for past GIFs, check out rmlgifs for ongoing Rocko’s Modern Life GIFs and be sure to listen to The Adventures of Danny and Mike podcast with Danny Tamberelli and Mike Maronna!

"What about you? Still planning on saving the human race?"

"Yeah, why not… I’ve got a whole year. I’ll think of something."

"What’s your new year’s resolution?"

"Smoking."

"Are you gonna quit, or smoke more?"

"Gonna quit. This is my last one, I swear."

"I just wanted to tell you something."

"What, that I’m a blowhole, huh?"

"No, I just wanted to say, well, I’m sorry… and happy new year!"

"Yeah… Happy new year’s to you, too, kid."

"I guess you’re looking for this, huh kid?"

"No, I was looking for you."

"Oh yeah… why? Need some quick cash?"

"10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…"

"Stop."

"Trouble ahoy."

Maybe I couldn’t make the world a better place for all mankind, but at least I could make it better for one person. If I could only get there in time…

If only grown-ups could see it ride by, maybe they’d understand and stop bothering with their puny resolutions. I mean, if you think about it, who in their right mind would want to celebrate New Year’s? Suddenly, I knew who… Frank. Another year was over, and he was still out there all alone.

All I had left was this terrible feeling that life was a lot like my runaway bike.